Dad jokes are a unique kind of humor that walk a razor-thin line between wholesome and dumb. Often revolving around corny puns, they’re equal parts cheesy and hilarious. And, like any great joke, they only work if the audience is prepared to laugh—or groan.
We’ve gathered some of the best and funniest dad jokes, from one-liners to puns, that are sure to get everyone laughing (or cringing)! Some of these dad jokes for kids are old but some might be new to you. Either way, they’re sure to be a hit at any gathering!
What is it called when a prisoner takes their own picture? A cell-fie. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw salad dressing. What does a cow read every day? The moos-paper. What’s the best way to make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten-tickles. Why can’t a bike stand up by itself? Because it’s two-tired.
These dad jokes are sure to have your entire family laughing out loud! And if you have any other funny dad jokes, share them in the comments section! We’d love to hear them. And, if you’re looking for some more laughs, check out our collection of school jokes, math jokes, history jokes, science jokes, grammar jokes and music jokes. You’ll be hooked in no time. And, don’t forget to celebrate Father’s Day with a special joke gift card! You can never go wrong with a good pun.